There aren't any looks or customs I wish would come back. Today almost anything goes. Culture constantly devours the past so there's not much that's missing.

You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.

Many men think they're playboys but they invariably land wide of the mark. Surrounding yourself with champagne, fast friends and paid escorts is the very definition of the word 'loser'.

Whatever age we are is the age we’ve always been.

Stationery is addictive. I get mine made in Paris at Benetton, and writing on it gives me a strange thrill.

Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse.

As you get older and fatter, good clothes can hide a lot.