Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.

May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.

That's one way to overcome criticism: tank so hard that failing becomes glorious and meaningless.

As a person with cerebral palsy who walks with crutches, people have the assumption that I've had to overcome a lot of obstacles in my life because of it, and to some degree, I have. However, the most difficult obstacle to overcome is other people's perception of who a person with a disability is.

Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.

An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.

I enjoy people even when they're being difficult.