Skibbereen have a hard time at [math]; the best that the smartest of them can do with adding two plus two is guessing: three plus one. Correct, sort of, but not always useful.

Happy endings are still endings.

Begging your pardon, sir....One population can't make peace with another by force.

Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.

No wonder Wonderland isn't funny to read anymore: We live there full time. We need a break from it.

at least i'm talkng to myself. instead of giving myself the cold shoulder

They moved together, blue diamonds on a green field.