I hate to be obvious," added the Scarecrow, "but you'd have saved yourself a heap of trouble if you weren't too cheap to invest in a leash, Dorothy.

No wonder Wonderland isn't funny to read anymore: We live there full time. We need a break from it.

Only he with the hobbled foot fully knows the beauty of running. Only he with the severed ear can apprehend what the sweetest music must sound like. Our ailments complete us.

Okay let's get this over with, no I'm not seasick, yes I've always been green, No I didn't eat grass as a child.

at least i'm talkng to myself. instead of giving myself the cold shoulder

That's what misbehavior is all about, just a little extra loving being asked for.

That's all I want- to do no harm.