...but the tale itself is a trickster and doesn't hesitate to lie. It is anachronistic with a vengeance. It emerges always and everywhere, overt or disguised, pureblood or hybrid, and healthy as sin.
My job is to protect you, Lady Glinda even if you are loosing your mind.
...I dabble in causes and effects.
Happy endings are still endings.
There may be no city in the clouds, but dreaming of it can enliven the spirit.
If you're ever in doubt, throw a pepper in the air. If it fails to come down, you have gone mad, so don't trust in anything.