Love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological process-or, shall we say, chemical-process ... a lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.

[When asked if she believed in "women's lib":] Not really. Not when I see what most of them look like.

Why should you care for a woman like me? I'm always nervous or sick, or sad or too gay.

It's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.

Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.

I wish I were supernaturally strong so I could put right everything that is wrong.

I smoke all the time, one after the other.