We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to.
Grover NorquistWhen I became 21, I decided that nobody learned anything about politics after the age of 21.
Grover NorquistThis always confuses liberals, that conservatives like the military and don't like the bureaucracy. That's because the military has their guns pointed out and the bureaucracy has them pointed in.
Grover NorquistBeing married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.
Grover Norquist