As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.
Gunter GrassGranted: I AM an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is watching me, he never lets me out of his sight; there's a peep-hole in the door, and my keeper's eye is the shade of brown that can never see through a blue-eyed type like me.
Gunter Grass