I love fatherhood. I could bang on about kids forever.

The idea is that that there is no such thing as an external enemy.

I got into film-making because I was interested in making entertaining movies, which I felt there was a lack of.

I like to think that we've got a plan, so let's stick to it. That said, once we've stuck to it, we're allowed as much improvisation as anyone cares to indulge themselves in.

Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.