It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard work living with her.

Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.

It's not easy to strap yourself down to a desk and bash on a keyboard when you know you can direct lots of films, because directing films is fun and interactive and gregarious. Writing isn't.

Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

In fact, 95% of the people in my films have been nothing less than a pleasure to work with.

It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe in them.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.