You can't hide broccoli in your glass of milk.
Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.
Don't be so concerned with your rights that you forget your manners.
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.