Don't be called out on strikes. Go down swinging.
It's not your job to get people to like you, it's your job to like people.
Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.
#1425: When you really like someone, tell them. Sometimes you only get one chance.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.