Believe in miracles but don't depend on them. When you hear kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so. Spoil your spouse, not your children. Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. To help your children turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.

What you must do, do cheerfully.

Lie on your back and look at the stars.

Remember that the more you know, the less you fear.

Every once in a while, take the scenic route.

No matter how old you get, hug and kiss your mother whenever you greet her.

You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something.