The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.
The Americans are the illegitimate children of the English.
Everyman is thoroughly happy twice in his life, just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.
Nature abhors a moron.
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.
The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, snivelling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goosesteppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages.