Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.

Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

It is my conviction that no normal man ever fell in love, within the ordinary meaning of the term, after the age of thirty.

Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man.

Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.