The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about them.

The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science that smiles in your face while it picks your pocket.

The believing mind reaches its perihelion in the so-called Liberals. They believe in each and every quack who sets up his booth inthe fairgrounds, including the Communists. The Communists have some talents too, but they always fall short of believing in the Liberals.

Liberals have many tails and chase them all.

When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.

There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly.

Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.