It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

All the great villainies of history, from the murder of Abel onward, have been perpetrated by sober men, chiefly by Teetotalers.

In any combat between a rogue and a fool the sympathy of mankind is always with the rogue.

It is my conviction that no normal man ever fell in love, within the ordinary meaning of the term, after the age of thirty.

The common man knows exactly what he wants...and deserves to get it good and hard.

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.

The aim of New Deals is to exterminate the class of creditors and thrust all men into that of debtors. It is like trying to breedcattle with all cows and no bulls.