The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.

The course of the United States in World War II, I said, was dishonest, dishonorable, and ignominious, and the Sunpapers, by supporting Roosevelt's foreign policy, shared in this disgrace.

As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain.

When I hear artists or authors making fun of businessmen, I think of a regiment in which the band makes fun of the cooks.

Culture itself is neither education nor law-making: it is an atmosphere and a heritage.

Kant was probably the worst writer ever heard of on earth before Karl Marx. Some of his ideas were really quite simple, but he always managed to make them seem unintelligible. I hope he is in Hell.

Of learned men, the clergy show the lowest development of professional ethics. Any pastor is free to cadge customers from the divines of rival sects, and to denounce the divines themselves as theological quacks.