The learned are seldom pretty fellows, and in many cases their appearance tends to discourage a love of study in the young.
H. L. MenckenWhy do men delight in work? Fundamentally, I suppose, because there is a sense of relief and pleasure in getting something done - a kind of satisfaction not unlike that which a hen enjoys on laying an egg.
H. L. MenckenAlways remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
H. L. Mencken