We suffer most when the White House busts with ideas.

Every complex problem has a simple solution that doesn't work.

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.

No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer.

Of government, at least in democratic states, it may be said briefly that it is an agency engaged wholesale, and as a matter of solemn duty, in the performance of acts which all self-respecting individuals refrain from as a matter of common decency.

All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.