The believing mind reaches its perihelion in the so-called Liberals. They believe in each and every quack who sets up his booth inthe fairgrounds, including the Communists. The Communists have some talents too, but they always fall short of believing in the Liberals.

There's no underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

What I admire most in any man is a serene spirit, a steady freedom from moral indignation, and all-embracing tolerance--in brief,what is commonly called sportsmanship.

He slept more than any other president, whether by day or by night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.

A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.

The value the world sets upon motives is often grossly unjust and inaccurate.

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.