Sunday is a day given over by Americans to wishing that the themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.

The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

The curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the incredible.

Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.

I am one of the few goyim who have ever actually tackled the Talmud. I suppose you now expect me to add that it is a profound and noble work, worthy of hard study by all other goyims. Unhappily, my report must differ from this expectation. It seems to me, save for a few bright spots, to be quite indistinguishable from rubbish.

No government is ever really in favor of so-called civil rights. It always tries to whittle them down. They are preserved under all governments, insofar as they survive at all, by special classes of fanatics, often highly dubious.