Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man.
There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.
If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.
Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead
[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.