Life is good, without it we'd all be dead.
I can never tell if guys are attractive in a loserly way or if they're just losers.
I'm scared, okay? I'm really scared all the time.
I realize I'm not different. I want what everyone wants. I want what they all want. I want all the things. I just want to be happy.
It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.'
I really care about you and I don't want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me.