I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction.
I try to stress to my children that buying something never leads to true happiness.
This is the price you pay for having a great father. You get the wonder, the joy, the tender moments - and you get the tears at the end, too.
Man plans. God laughs.
There are few times that I feel more at peace, more in tune, more Zen, if you will, than when I force myself to unplug.
There is a certain fate to the universe and a certain randomness.