Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

You must never be afraid to go there.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

In my ugly, elitist opinion we are not all entitled to voice our opinions, we are entitled to pass along our informed opinions.

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths.

Because the chief commodity a writer has to sell is his courage. And if he has none, he is more than a coward. He is a sellout and a fink and a heretic, because writing is a holy chore.