Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

I have but nothing to say to young girls. They're fine to look at, in the way I would look at a case filled with Shang dynasty glazes, but expecting to carry on a conversation with the average teen-aged young lady is akin to reading Voltaire to a cage filled with chimpanzees. I'm certain they would feel the same alienation for me. I can live with that knowledge.

Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied.

It is a love/hate relationship I have with the human race. I am an elitist, and I feel that my responsibility is to drag the human race along with me, that I will never pander to, or speak down to, or play the safe game.

I think love and sex are separate and only vaguely similar. Like the word bear and the word bare. You can get in trouble mistaking one for the other.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.