Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

If you don't believe in God, all you have to believe in is decency. Decency is very good. Better decent than indecent. But I don't think it's enough.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

I have learned that in all negotiations nothing matters except the will to reach agreement.

I have never found criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.

I am MacWonder one moment and MacBlunder the next.

Marxism is like a classical building that followed the Renaissance; beautiful in its way, but incapable of growth.