We do not intend to part from the Americans and we do not intend to be satellites. I am sure they do not want us to be so. The stronger we are, the better partners we shall be; and I feel certain that as the months pass we shall draw continually closer together with mutual confidence and respect.

I was determined that no British government should be brought down by the action of two tarts.

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

After long experience of politics, I have never found that there is any inhibition caused by ignorance as regards criticism.

Most of our people have never had it so good.

If you don't believe in God, all you have to believe in is decency. Decency is very good. Better decent than indecent. But I don't think it's enough.

Jaw-jaw is better than war-war.