The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man could attain.

Only one person in 1000 is a bore, and HE is interesting because he is one person in 1000.

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.

The worst thing, I fear, about being no longer young is that one is no longer young.

Few things are more agreeable than the spectacle of a man who loses his temper; we should be grateful to such people for providing us with moments of often unsullied delight.

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

Intellectuals incline to be individualists, or even independents, are not team conscious and tend to regard obedience as a surrender of personality.