Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit!

Somebody once told me that if you laugh at a George Bush joke, or you send an email cartoon to your friends that makes Bush look like a fool, you feel like you've done something significant. But really, what have you actually done? Just expressing contempt for your leaders doesn't really accomplish anything.

Analyze This is a good movie because Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal are really good. But without the material to put on the play, of course, they couldn't be good. For me, it starts with the writing.

We are all several different people. There are different aspects of our nature that are competing.

My characters aren't losers. They're rebels. They win by their refusal to play by everyone else's rules.

Whenever a critic mentions the salary of an actor, I'm thinking, He's not talking about the movie.

The comic impulse is sometimes a reaction to sadness. You feel like you can make one choice or the other.