I made a handshake agreement with my best friend in college, Michael Shamberg, who is now a movie producer. We used to write shows together, and we said, "Let's only do what's fun. Let's never take a job where we have to dress up in a suit."

You can't not have feelings about country clubs, whichever side you're on.

When someone's an actor and you're an actor, you meet them and you feel like you know them. We're in the same business, and we all speak the same comedy language.

A psychologist said to me, there are only two important questions you have to ask yourself. What do you really feel? And, what do you really want? If you can answer those two, you probably can leave your neuroses behind you.

Find the most talented person in the room and if it's not you, go stand next to him. Hang out with him. try to be helpful.

Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.