We all wish we could be in more than one place at the same time. People with families feel guilty all the time-if we spend too much time with our family, we feel we're not working hard enough.

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.

You don't have to know much, just a little bit more than everybody else.

Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

I believe things happen that can't be explained, but so many people seem intent on explaining them. Everyone has an answer for them. Either aliens or things from the spirit world.

I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather than just looking at the generic distinction between comedy and drama.