Tories never actually talk about getting rid of their leader, then suddenly there us a flash of steel between he shoulder-blades and rigormortis sets in.

If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.

If the Tories get in, in five years no one will be able to afford to buy an egg.

In politics a week is a very long time.

I believe the greatest asset a head of state can have is the ability to get a good night's sleep.

It is quite clear to me that the Tory Party will get rid of Mrs Thatcher in about 3 years time.

I'm an optimist, but I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat.