Scout, I´m telling you for the last time, shut your trap or go home - I declare to the Lord you´re gettin´ more like a girl every day!” With that, I had no option but to join them.

I wonder how much of the day I spend just callin' after you.

As a reader I loathe introductions...Introductions inhibit pleasure, they kill the joy of anticipation, they frustrate curiosity.

Cecil Jacobs is a big wet hen!

...in other words, all I want to be is the Jane Austen of south Alabama Interview - March 1964

Havin' a gun around's an invitation to somebody to shoot you.

I was born good but had grown progressively worse every year. Scout