Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!