Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.

But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.

Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.

Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.

I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.

Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.

I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.