I tend to pair up Benjamin Harrison and Dwight Eisenhower because they're the two presidents I can think of who most preferred laziness to labor.... There's not much else you can say about Harrison except that he was president of the United States.

Imperfect action beats perfect inaction every time.

If you don't have your own goals, you'll be doomed to work toward someone else's.

I like riding a bicycle built for two--by myself.

This government has been informed that a Jewish state has been proclaimed in Palestine, and recognition has been requested by the provisional government thereof. The United States recognizes the provisional government as the de facto authority of the new State of Israel.

May the sun never set on American baseball.

I want a one-armed economist, that way he cannot say, 'on the other hand'.