Mama and Papa are more to blame (for delinquency) than the kids; parents should stay home and raise their children and spend less time in taverns.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Prosperous farmers make for a prosperous nation, and when farmers are in trouble, the nation is in trouble.

How do you live a long life? "Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast."

It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.

When you get to be President, there are all those things, the honors, the twenty-one gun salutes, all those things. You have to remember it isn't for you. It's for the Presidency.

If there is one basic element in our Constitution, it is civilian control of the military.