The difficulty with businessmen entering politics, after they've had a successful business career, is that they want to start at the top.

You members of this Conference are to be the architects of the better world. In your hands rests our future.

If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen.

I couldn't see well enough to play (baseball) when I was a boy, so they gave me a special job - they made me an umpire.

It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.

The United States should not under any circumstances throw away our gun until we are sure the rest of the world cannot arm against us.

Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they throw bricks at meIm a pretty good shot myself and I usually throw em back at em.