Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

I couldn't see well enough to play (baseball) when I was a boy, so they gave me a special job - they made me an umpire.

Every segment of our population, and every individual, has a right to expect from his government a fair deal.

Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they throw bricks at meIm a pretty good shot myself and I usually throw em back at em.

Selfishness and greed, individual or national, cause most of our troubles.

When we understand the other fellow's viewpoint - understand what he is trying to do - nine times out of ten he is trying to do right.

The United States should not under any circumstances throw away our gun until we are sure the rest of the world cannot arm against us.