When the Liberals said they were going to create a million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know.

I can always get along with an honest friend.

Whenever you put a man on the Supreme Court he ceases to be your friend.

[T]he guilty as well as the innocent are entitled to due process of law. They are entitled to a fair trial. They are entitled to counsel. They are entitled to fair treatment from the police. The law enforcement officer has the same duty as the citizen-indeed, he has a higher duty-to abide by the letter and spirit of our Constitution and laws. You yourselves must be careful to obey the letter of the law. You yourselves must be intellectually honest in the enforcement of the law.

I can assure you that flying saucers, given that they exist, are not constructed by any power on Earth.