It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
If you can't stand the heat, then move to Minnesota. They have snow in May.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
There's nothing better than cake but more cake.
Although I hold the highest civil honour in the world, I have always regarded my rank and title as a Past Grand Master of Masons the greatest honour that had ever come to me.
Here we now have the freedom of all religions, and I hope that never again will we have a repetition of religious bigotry, as we have had in certain periods of our own history. There is no room for that kind of foolishness here.