Herbert Hoover once ran on the slogan, 'Two cars in every garage'. Apparently, the Republican candidate this year is running on the slogan, 'Two families in every garage'.

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

I can deal with Stalin. He is honest, but smart as hell.

It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work.

Our efforts have brought new hope to all mankind. We have beaten back despair and defeatism. We have saved a number of countries from losing their liberty. Hundreds of millions of people all over the world now agree with us, that we need not have war-that we can have peace.

Tact is the ability to step on a man's toes without messing up the shine on his shoes.

I want a one-armed economist, that way he cannot say, 'on the other hand'.