You have to do real acting, not just do a voice.

You know, radio was a really easy way to do the shows. You'd come in, do a read-through, there'd be a few rehearsals, then you'd come the night of the show and do it in front of the audience and then go home.

Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you.

Privilege has its own way of seeing the world. It's not about the kind of people they are; it's about the situation they're in.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

I always used to sit next to Mel Blanc when we'd do the shows. When you have Jack Benny on one side and Mel Blanc on the other, you're not going to go far wrong.

If you're going to do something that lasts 90 minutes, you can't really do it with stick figures.