Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful. -Harry Styles
I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?
My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
I quit shoelaces a long time ago.
Make 2012 the year that you were nice.. because people don't like not nice people.. so be nice.. all the time!
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana