I do miss having someone to spoil, somebody that you can just sit with for a bit.
I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?
I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.
I don't want to be viewed as a womaniser or whatever. I don't like going crazy crazy, I like having fun but it's nice to wake up in your own bed, isn't it?
My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act.