Some of them are funny. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are annoying. I don't want to be one of those people that complains about the rumours. I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, "This isn't true!" It is what it is, I tend not to do that.

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!

I'm tired of going to an empty bedroom every night. I wish I had a girl I could cuddle with

Bisexual? Me? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Truth is, I don't mind getting a black eye or broken arm for a girl as long as she's there to kiss it after.

I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?

Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask