If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

I feel like I've woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.

Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for maths.

It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act.

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet

I'm a huge E! fan. Every hotel room, I watch it all the time. 'E! News' is fantastic.