It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act.

Tall girls are hot. Short girls are cute.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

I won't give up till we surrender!

Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends.

I quit shoelaces a long time ago.

I've got a really good family; I've got great friends around me.